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Sound the Horn of Plenty! If you're like me, you've been searching for the perfect gift for your drunk uncle Bob, the one whose idea of Christmas caroling is having a bean burrito then hiring a taxicab to drive him all over campus mooning sorority girls. It's difficult to address this situation by visiting your local Spencer's at the mall, but luckily I have the solution.

It's called the Gray Kangaroo, and it's a liquor filter that will make that rotgut Burnett's vodka tasting like Belvedere. Basically you pour your plastic handle of spirits through the magical portal, and it comes out tasting top shelf and cuts down on your hangover too.

I've done approximately nine months of testing on this particular model, and I'm glad to report that it works with all the liquors I've filtered; whiskey, rum, even flavored vodkas. Check them out at www.graykangaroo.com, only if you're at least 15.