Juxtapoz Magazine

Juxtapoz Magazine

"Shaken Not Stirred"

Just when you thought martinis couldn't get any classier, Gray Kangaroo introduces the GK3, a new personal liquor filter that should be the next accessory to your wish list, along with you monogrammed flask, your custom Zippo, and your bad attitude. Kick down for one of these bad boys and you'll save hella money on booze. No more need for Absolut; now you can buy Royal Gate vodka for a fraction of the cost and run it through the ol' kangaroo's pouch a couple times with your Midas Touch. The end product will be so smooth, so lacking in particulate matter, that you can safely double-fist all night without even puking the next morning. Salud!