Friday, February 29, 2008

Press Release: Refills For Life

-For Immediate Release

--Gray Kangaroo Offers Refills For Life

Gray Kangaroo Personal Liquor Filters the inventors and pioneers of personal liquor filtration technology have begun the “Refill For Life Program”, now users of the product will receive free replacement cartridges in perpetuity.

The cartridge on a Gray Kangaroo lasts for 50 liters. It’s an impressive product life that is made more exciting by the fact that the product pays for itself after filtering just three bottles of liquor.

This revolutionary program is projected save the average GK owner $40 in refills every two years and marks a definitive milestone in the company history of Gray Kangaroo.

“Once the GK4 came out and was perfect, we set our sights towards other ways we could improve our business model,” says Tornado Jack the avuncular kangaroo-spokesman. “Our best marketing is through word of mouth. Our most engaged customers buy an average of two filters per year. We decided that it was a better business model to cultivate even more enthusiasm in our consumer base.”

“Rather than look at an owner as a revenue stream we recognize that a satisfied customer is the best promotion that you can get. We decided to increase the value of the product. The Gray Kangaroo is already unbelievable, we wanted it to be overwhelming unbelievable, and now it is! By giving our customers an excellent experience we save money on marketing and can pass on the savings, it’s a boozy circle!”

“The Gray Kangaroo was intended to be a stand alone item” explains Nick Esposito, co-inventor of the Gray Kangaroo. “When we originally designed the Gray Kangaroo it was low cost, super powerful alternative to a water pitcher. Outside of the troublesome logistics of filtering liquor with a water pitcher, if you filter a lot of liquor, the pitcher will quickly fail. Their filters suck cause they want to sell as many replacement cartridges as possible. So when we first created the Gray Kangaroo the idea was, you don’t have to replace this, it’s much more powerful, when it’s done, just throw it out, it will last 10-20 times longer than a water pitcher for liquor”

That was the plan but the Gray Kangaroo team soon found out that consumers were conditioned to want a replaceable cartridge in a filter, no matter the cost. “The number one comment we got with the GK2 was ‘how do I change the filter?’. People said they wouldn’t buy a filter without a replaceable cartridge, it didn’t matter to them if a replaceable cartridge unit cost significantly more, that’s what people wanted. They were trained by the water pitcher companies, who rip everybody off.”

So Gray Kangaroo designed and marketed their first “replaceable cartridge unit”, the GK3, but they didn’t raise the price. “We felt that $29.95 was a good price point for our product and though we lost some money in the margin we didn’t want to raise the price because it’s supposed to be an accessible product. The problem was that we were now in the business of selling replaceable cartridges, just like the water pitcher companies who we hate, the whole process was just so wasteful. We realized that with some careful machining that we can reuse the plastic shell and send the carbon back to the manufacturer for recycling. It closes the loop and keeps us in touch with the user. Like Jack says ‘it’s a boozy circle’”

With some major changes to the business model and upgrades to the assembly line; Gray Kangaroo was able to offer Refills For Life, but not without their detractors. Nick explains: “We’ve had investors who think that Gray Kangaroo should concentrate on the refill market and we’re like ‘that’s so twentieth century’ we’re not here to rip people off, the whole point of the Gray Kangaroo is to save people lots of money and make their lives better.”

Tornado Jack warmly explains from his fuzzy headpiece, “We’re in the better position [than the water pitcher companies] of having a large untapped market; we don’t have to rip people off like they do. If every happy customer gets us two more customers, we’re in great shape.” Gray Kangaroo takes advantage of the consumer enthusiasm with their affiliate program (amusingly called Boozecash) which pays GK owners for sales leads they generate. “The reason this works is that there are no unhappy Gray Kangaroo owners! It’s a great product!”

http://graykangaroo.com http://liquorfilter.com http://boozecash.com Phone- 215-235-5603 cs@graykangaroo.com

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Thursday, February 28, 2008

New Video Banners

We have these nice new BoozeCash banners that look like youtube videos.

Sign up for Boozecash, stick a few on your Myspace page and watch the BoozeCa$h Roll in!


See them all here

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Saturday, February 23, 2008

Vodka Diet Cocktail: The Crazy Vegan

The Crazy Vegan
A healthy alternative to Red Bull and vodka, with a major kick!

Ingredients:
Green Tea - 1 bag
Giger - 4-7 slivers
Hot Water - 2-3 Ounces
Ice - 3 cubes
Gray Kangaroo Filtered Vodka - 2-3 Ounces

Preparation:
Put the teabag and the ginger slices in a glass and add 2-3 ounces of hot water. Let sit for 30 sec then stir for 30 sec. Remove the teabag from the concentrate and add the ice, stir briskly until the mixture is cold. Add the vodka and stir.

Description:
This drink is a cheap and highly stimulating alternative to sugar laced Red Bull, the caffeine in the tea infused with the powerful ginger make the vodka rush come quickly and powerfully. Do not drink before bed!

The simple, cheap ingredients.

Add 2-3 oz. of hot water and let it sit for 30 sec and then stir it for another 30 sec.

The concentrate is ready, take out the tea bag and add 2 ice cubes.

Stir the concentrate with the ice to quickly cool the concentrate.










Add vodka and another ice cube and stir.









Enjoy!

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Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Introducing: Free Refills for Life!

Hello People of Legal Drinking Age!

Gray Kangaroo: the global innovator of Personal Liquor Filtration technology is proud to announce the most exciting program that we've ever offered: Refills For Life!

Now you can take the oath "I shall never suffer the pain of cheap unfiltered booze as long as I live!"

No matter what else happens in your life, you’ll always have a GK Refill cartridge to improve the quality of your liquor. Even if you wander destitute, eating out of garbage cans and sleeping in burnt out cars, you’ll still have free refills, and that’s really something!

Here's how the program works:

The program is easy: there's no subscriptions or extra costs involved. Next time you buy a refill you're in, that's it! The next refill you buy will be the last one you ever pay for!

If you're new to the Gray Kangaroo you can try it our by buying our base model and then, once you're convinced, you can buy into the RFL program with your next refill purchase!

After you've joined the RFL Program you can mail us your used refill whenever you want and we'll send you a fresh refurbished one. You pay only shipping and .99 cents for labor: the carbon and parts are free!

You’ll also get a certificate to display with pride!

You can buy your Refill and join the RFL Program by clicking here.

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Monday, February 11, 2008

Make $5 in 3 minutes! Here's how! Video Tutorial

Gray Kangaroo's Affiliate Program is called Boozeca$h. We pay %17 per sale you generate. All you have to do is put the banner or button on your MySpace and when someone clicks on it and buys a GK you get a payment.

It takes 3 minutes to sign up for Boozeca$h AND put a link on your MySpace! You can figure in the course of your life somebody will click on that beautiful looking button and buy a GK!

WHammo, you just made $5 in 3 minutes!

Click here for a video that explains how to do it all in less than 3 minutes!

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New Long Banners Available!

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Thursday, February 7, 2008

New Banners Available

We've got these new block banners done so GRAB SOME NOW and put them on your myspace & facebook & friendster & band webpage & etc.

And if you join Boozeca$h you can make money from it!

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News Section Back

We've relaunched our news section and will be backdating it with old news and our exciting new announcements!

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Saturday, February 2, 2008

Vodka Diet Superbowl Commercial Rejected!

Our new commercial which we made at incredible expense has been rejected by FOX!

It seems the corporate fat/tight-asses at FOX don't want the world to know about the most exciting crash diet of 2008!

Never-the-less we will be releasing the commercial on our website during the superbowl!

Stay tuned! And remember: Don't think thin, Drink Thin!

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