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HAppy 4th o July!

This is what makes this country great!
Hoochie Mama!

Best Father's Day Advice Ever!

Here's a great example of parental behavior from friend-of-the-kangaroo Tommy Pistol and his very pregnant wife Gia Paloma.

Obama Girl Filters Vodka!

Before she was the Obama Girl Amber was a friend of and spokes woman for the Gray Kangaroo Personal Liquor Filter!

Here's what she said about the GK:

"I'm honored to be the spokesmodel of GK because it is such an amazing product. My favorite drink is a vodka pineapple, but not everyone can afford to buy top shelf vodka. Now you dont have to, this product works like magic. When I first tried it I was astonished by the results. You gotta try it!!"

Buy one now and see what all the buzz is about!!!