A testimonial so good you'd think we wrote it ourselves!

I have had this filter for some time, but just now have been able to shoot you an email! We make homemade liquors every year. Limoncello is the main one and to make it we have to use Everclear grain alcohol which we dilute after being steeped. People usually go crazy for my husbands recipe. They say it's better than any stuff you get in a store. My husband has always been a little more critical and he knew that there must be a way to improve the end result but not sure exactly HOW! He had resigned himself to the fact that if he really wanted SUPER PREMIUM Limoncello, smooth and luscious, he would have to use a decent vodka, thus increasing the price of production and making it almost pointless to make. I mean if I have to pay for Sky Vodka, I might as well just buy the Limoncello already made! I knew there must be a better way! After lots of research I found your product and being skeptical, I figured NO Way cant this thing do what it says..but if it does HALF of what it says were in great shape!

i got the thing in the mail and went right out to but a giant $5 bottle of vodka and some nasty tequila. When told the guy at the store what I was doing he thought I was crazy. YOU WANT TO DRINK TRIPLE FILTERED POPOV VODKA??WHYYYY???

Can I tell you that this thing is AMAZING! Everyone loved the filtered vodka and tequila..I mean when I had people taste the before stuff they couldn't believe it was the same! Needless to say this has done amazing things to my Limoncello when i used this on that nasty Everclear! I even had a liquor store who likes to carry boutique brands offer to sell it for me if I could bottle it for sale! Danny Devito thinks he is so cool coming up with the idea to make Limoncello but we have been ahead of him for YEARS..and I must say my Limonecello is way ahead of his in TASTE thanks to YOU! No way he uses super premium liquor to make his...and the benefit of using the Grain alcohol is that you can dilute it to the exact 'proof' you want and we make ours just slightly less potent than rocket fuel!

This thing ROCKS! I am going to sign up for the refills for life program, now because I know I will be buying this for life...SERIOUSLY!

YOU ROCK!!

Julie in Somerville

It's all true! 100% Real Testimonials!

It's a shame that we have to say this but OUR TESTIMONIALS ARE %100 REAL!!!!
Unfortunately we live in a world of sneaky sock-puppets and free online pamphlets on how to market your product virally by pretending to be some hillbilly from Connecticut or a math teacher from Georgia who loves to rave about products on message boards. Well we don't have time for that bullshit here!

All of our testimonials are %100 real, sure there's some stock photography on the testimonials page (we all wish we felt as happy as these goddam people look) but the testimonials are real. Maybe we cleaned up spelling or grammar but shit pal this is the real dope. Because the Gray Kangaroo is awesome.

It's a shame we have to but just to illustrate that there's not one inch of deceit or wormy internet gorilla marketing behind the testimonials page we make you this pledge. If you doubt a testimonial we will prove it's authenticity to you or we will eat your fuckin' hat!!!!!

And while we're on the subject lets highlight some genius edgy ground-breaking wild marketing stolen directly from US! http://www.tastethetruth.com/ The people behind this campaign came up with the wild idea to showcase the quality of vodka by having people spit out the bad vodka in disgust.... from us!
We've been spitting vodka for years! We had so much vodka spitting on our site that we took a bunch of it off because it was gross. imagine how much the ad agency got paid by Pradva to rip off GK marketing. I guarantee that it's more than GK has ever put into marketing! We came up with vodka spitting for free! OMG what a shock the campaign is based in Philla, our home base?!!!? Whoda thunk!

Buy a Gk and drink some cheap vodka without spittin!

Obama Girl Filters Vodka!

Before she was the Obama Girl Amber was a friend of and spokes woman for the Gray Kangaroo Personal Liquor Filter!

Here's what she said about the GK:

"I'm honored to be the spokesmodel of GK because it is such an amazing product. My favorite drink is a vodka pineapple, but not everyone can afford to buy top shelf vodka. Now you dont have to, this product works like magic. When I first tried it I was astonished by the results. You gotta try it!!"

Buy one now and see what all the buzz is about!!!