Gray Kangaroo News

Press COverage: Banned In Hollywood

noreply@blogger.com (Tornado Jack) — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 16:39:00 +0000

Turn Cheap Alcohol Into Top Shelf Alcohol!

February 19, 2008

So you are anxious to start drinking, you go to the store, and the only thing your sorry ass can afford is bottom shelf vodka. You tell your friends that they put the more expensive alcohol in plastic bottles so that if you drop it, it won’t break. And you would be right, they do. It’s a fact. But let’s just say you want to filter your cheap vodka to make it taste (and feel as painless) as the top shelf stuff, you need a little magical contraption that was created by elves in the shire, called the Gray Kangaroo.

Much like Brita filters water, the Gray Kangaroo filters alcohol, and it works. It tastes much better and I’ve noticed a huge improvement on post drinking morning nausea vomitation syndrome, so check it out and get yours at Grey Kangaroo!

They have a 30 day money back guarantee, so what do you have to lose? After all, you’ll get drunk either way.

Gray Kangaroo!

HAppy 4th o July!

noreply@blogger.com (Tornado Jack) — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 00:31:00 +0000

This is what makes this country great!
Hoochie Mama!

GK Press Coverage: Boozemonger

noreply@blogger.com (Tornado Jack) — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 00:26:00 +0000

Among their 12,000 drink recipes, you'll find this cool write up.

The Gray Kangaroo Personal Liquor Filter - Posted:

The Gray Kangaroo^TM is a unique device - it is the world’s first and only personal liquor filter^TM. It filters inexpensive liquor and gives it qualities of more expensive liquor by removing the impurities which cause bad taste and hangovers.

The Gray Kangaroo^TM is a foot-long carbon filter that works like the elementary school science project where you attached a pair of bottles together with a plastic piece to create a “tornado”. The Gray Kangaroo replaces the plastic piece between the two bottles and contains a replaceable carbon filter. The filtering action removes unwanted organic particles left over from the distilling process which cause the off-taste, headaches and hangovers associated with inexpensive liquor. Originally invented in 2001, the latest version (GK4) works with all hard liquors and is particularly effective for vodka which can be repeatedly filtered up to four times for optimum taste and quality. One GK4 will filter up to 50 liters of liquor and costs $29.95 at Gray Kangaroo. A life time supply of carbon filter refills costs $19.95.

Best Father's Day Advice Ever!

noreply@blogger.com (Tornado Jack) — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 23:14:00 +0000

Here's a great example of parental behavior from friend-of-the-kangaroo Tommy Pistol and his very pregnant wife Gia Paloma.

Friend of the Kangaroo Jesse Lee shows off her smarts on the Howard Stern Show!

noreply@blogger.com (Tornado Jack) — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 17:15:00 +0000

Congratulations to sexy man beater, star f-er and apparent genius Jesse Lee for appearing on the Howard Stern Show and smashing the whack pack in a trivia contest.

Jesse used her female smartyness to spell tomorrow and informed us all what year Columbus found America!

And she got to meet Bigfoot it is!

Daily Candy takes a bite out of the Gray Kangaroo!!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Tornado Jack) — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 17:59:00 +0000

Holly Cosmopolitans Miranda!

Daily Candy: the coolest website for hot chicks with cool tudes gave us a big shout out! and then they ran a picture of a wallet. Sorry Jack I guess you're not in this season. But the GK is cause it saves you big money!

Here is the bit from their Father's day newsletter:

Fingers Crossed
He’s a penny pincher. Thankfully, your guests will never know it if he has a Gray Kangaroo, a genius contraption that filters out particulate matter and harmful toxins in cheap booze, leaving delicious, filtered vodka, whiskey, rum, and tequila that tastes like the spenny stuff. Let him at least pinch in style with a Comme des Garçons wallet. If he’s a baseball fanatic, let his fingers do the talking with a pen made from salvaged wooden stadium seats from his favorite team’s ballpark.

It's all true! 100% Real Testimonials!

noreply@blogger.com (Tornado Jack) — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 22:52:00 +0000

It's a shame that we have to say this but OUR TESTIMONIALS ARE %100 REAL!!!!
Unfortunately we live in a world of sneaky sock-puppets and free online pamphlets on how to market your product virally by pretending to be some hillbilly from Connecticut or a math teacher from Georgia who loves to rave about products on message boards. Well we don't have time for that bullshit here!

All of our testimonials are %100 real, sure there's some stock photography on the testimonials page (we all wish we felt as happy as these goddam people look) but the testimonials are real. Maybe we cleaned up spelling or grammar but shit pal this is the real dope. Because the Gray Kangaroo is awesome.

It's a shame we have to but just to illustrate that there's not one inch of deceit or wormy internet gorilla marketing behind the testimonials page we make you this pledge. If you doubt a testimonial we will prove it's authenticity to you or we will eat your fuckin' hat!!!!!

And while we're on the subject lets highlight some genius edgy ground-breaking wild marketing stolen directly from US! http://www.tastethetruth.com/ The people behind this campaign came up with the wild idea to showcase the quality of vodka by having people spit out the bad vodka in disgust.... from us!
We've been spitting vodka for years! We had so much vodka spitting on our site that we took a bunch of it off because it was gross. imagine how much the ad agency got paid by Pradva to rip off GK marketing. I guarantee that it's more than GK has ever put into marketing! We came up with vodka spitting for free! OMG what a shock the campaign is based in Philla, our home base?!!!? Whoda thunk!

Buy a Gk and drink some cheap vodka without spittin!

More Pictures from the Yelp Event

noreply@blogger.com (Tornado Jack) — Fri, 23 May 2008 11:43:00 +0000

These are even better than the ones we took!

Congratulations Jack!

noreply@blogger.com (Tornado Jack) — Thu, 22 May 2008 21:45:00 +0000

Jack's back has successfully been operated on by doctors in NY!

Say hi to him on his myspace as he recuperates!

Yelp Elite try the GK! Chat Ensues!

noreply@blogger.com (Tornado Jack) — Thu, 22 May 2008 20:09:00 +0000

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Originally uploaded by travelroo2007

Here are pictures from last night's Yelp Elite Event in Philadelphia at Sonam.

Check out the feedback here!

Drink-A-Que with the Phenomenauts, AKAs and Maldroid

noreply@blogger.com (Tornado Jack) — Tue, 06 May 2008 05:34:00 +0000

GK sponsored a Drink-A-Que for the guys before their show at the 941 Theater and premiered our new Vodka Diet Drink which we would call "Leprechaun Piss" but there's already a drink called that, so we had another name, but forgot it. Do you remember it?

Anyway the drink is great the recipe is:

Filtered Vodka
Fresh Squeezed Grapefruit
Blended Mint

When we served it it was on the back porch out of a big plastic jug so we used regular grapefruit juice in addition to the fresh squeezed stuff and loads more vodka to make larger servings, but in a bar or at home it would be served as a martini. It's a very nice drink, like a vodka Mojito with no sugar!

Check out the pics on our Flickr

Taste Tests at the 941 Theater!

noreply@blogger.com (Tornado Jack) — Tue, 06 May 2008 05:31:00 +0000


Behind the scenes at the 941 Theater with Tornado Jack Jack was hanging out backstage at the Big Art Show and he gave some cool people some taste tests! Check it out here!

Backseat Film Festival Galleries!

noreply@blogger.com (Tornado Jack) — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:57:00 +0000

The Gray Kangaroo Sponsored Backseat FIlm Festival was a major success!

Check out the wrap up here!

And see the Pictures at the Gray Kangaroo Flickr Here!

Tornado attends the Philly Film Festival with Porn Stars!

noreply@blogger.com (Tornado Jack) — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 20:41:00 +0000

Tornado Jack attended the Philadelphia Film Festival Screening of the Spank Rock Video "Get Loose", Jack was at the filming of this video and provided the sweet sweet filtered liquor that kept the video awesome!

Check out the photos from the screening and the afterparty here!

Obama Girl Filters Vodka!

noreply@blogger.com (Tornado Jack) — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 22:08:00 +0000

Before she was the Obama Girl Amber was a friend of and spokes woman for the Gray Kangaroo Personal Liquor Filter!

Here's what she said about the GK:

"I'm honored to be the spokesmodel of GK because it is such an amazing product. My favorite drink is a vodka pineapple, but not everyone can afford to buy top shelf vodka. Now you dont have to, this product works like magic. When I first tried it I was astonished by the results. You gotta try it!!"

Buy one now and see what all the buzz is about!!!

Weak Dollar = High Booze Prices!

noreply@blogger.com (Tornado Jack) — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:35:00 +0000

I've just come back from an international trip and checked out the duty free prices. In the airport where I was top shelf liquor previously went for $12 a liter. Now, a year later, the prices have jumped to $14.50. This significant increase is clearly due to the weakening dollar.

This is just another example why you should buy the Gray Kangaroo and save yourself big bucks on liquor while drinking liquor that tastes as good as the expensive stuff!

New Cool Banner!

noreply@blogger.com (Tornado Jack) — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 22:54:00 +0000

Here's a cool new banner that we just put up on the Boozecash Site!
If you're not a boozecash member and you have a myspace you're just loosing money!
Sign up now!

RFL F.A.Q.

noreply@blogger.com (Tornado Jack) — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 00:29:00 +0000

From http://graykangaroo.com/liquorfilter/rfl.php

Q: What is the RFL Program?
A: Refill For Life is a program from Gray Kangaroo Personal Liquor Filters where we will refurbish your replaceable cartridges for your life

Q: How much does the Unlimited Refill Forever service cost?
A: The service is $19.95 and includes a replacement cartridge.

Q: How long does it take to get a filter back?
A: It can take as long as four weeks from when you ship your filter to us, but we always try to get orders out as quickly as possible.

Q: How do you know that I have an authorized RFL filter?
A: Authorized filters will have gray end caps or an infinity brand on the filter. For very early adopters, your unit may not have markings. If this is the case contact us and we'll help you out.

Q: How once I’m signed up, how do I use the program.
A: You mail your used filter to us, when we receive it we’ll send you a like-new refurbished filter.

Q: Do I have to pay for shipping?
A: Yes, you always have to pay to ship it to us (about 3 bucks via postal service) and you have to pay for shipping from us to you (about five bucks) you can pay on the website or we’ll bill you via paypal when we receive the filter.

Q: What is a like “like-new refurbished filter”?
A: We take a used filter and remove the cap and the used carbon. We wash the shell, put a new sticker on it and fill it with brand new carbon and a new cap. It has the exact functionality of a new filter.

Q: Is this a green program?
A: Yes, we are recycling everything except the cap we remove. Even the carbon we remove from your used filter is sent back to the manufacturer for their own recycling use.

Click here to order your RFL exchange.

Click here to join the RFL Program.

Gray Kangaroo Flipping Tips

noreply@blogger.com (Tornado Jack) — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 22:51:00 +0000

Some people are confused by flipping the Gray Kangaroo so here are some tips:

When you flip the Gray Kangaroo grab it at the bottom of the bottles (not the middle) and flip it in one smooth motion.

A Gray kangaroo can easily fall when filtering but with some practise it's pretty easy to keep it from falling. There's nothing worse than hearing that smash followed by someone yelling "Kangaroo Down!"

The Gray Kangaroo is most unstable right after a flip when all of the liquor is in the top bottle. Make sure to sit with it a minute to be sure that it is not swaying, that the surface it is on is level and that the bottom bottle is not dented.

Often people will rest the filtering kangaroo against the handles in a cabinet or in a corner.

Episode 34 - Gray Kangaroo vs Clan MacGregor scotch

noreply@blogger.com (Tornado Jack) — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:58:00 +0000

Our friends at shouldIdrinkthat.com have done another taste test video Featuring the Gray Kangaroo, if only we were so prolific!

Should I Drink That - EP 34 - Gray Kangaroo vs Clan MacGregor scotch from Should I Drink That on Vimeo.

Our SuperBowl Commercial!

noreply@blogger.com (Tornado Jack) — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:04:00 +0000

OUr SuperBowl Commercial!

VodkaDiet Kit For Sale!

noreply@blogger.com (Tornado Jack) — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 08:29:00 +0000

Everything is in stock! Buy the VodkaDiet Kit Here!

The Gray Kangaroo extinguishes the pain of fire!

noreply@blogger.com (Tornado Jack) — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 18:55:00 +0000

The Gray Kangaroo will be in full effect at Duffs in Brooklyn tomorrow night (Saturday March 8 2008). Come meet Mistress Juilya and come check out the charity auction to support our friend Tim's Aunt who lost everything in a terrible fire!

Check out the myspace about it here!

UPDATE!
Thanks everybody for a great event, mucho money was raised by the Bar-B-Que in the hurricane! Congratulations to the guy who won the GK Superpack in the Raffle!

All the pictures are here.

The Gray Kangaroo Defeats Cancer

noreply@blogger.com (Tornado Jack) — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 18:51:00 +0000

GK was proud to support the breast cancer benefit in NYC last weekend where a GK Superpack was auctioned off to defeat cancer once and for all!

All benefits went to the Callen-Lorde Community Center! Fuck You Cancer!

Gray Kangaroo Sponsors the Backseat Film Festival!

noreply@blogger.com (Tornado Jack) — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 18:08:00 +0000

For the 6th year in a row Gray Kangaroo is proud to sponsor the Backseat Film Festival, The drinking man's film fest! The Festival runs from March 12-16 in Philadelphia . Get all the info at the website !